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The Bachelorette Episode [WHO FUCKING KNOWS] aka Finale pt. 1

Surprise! I’m back!

This season has been so full of crazy crap, I apologize for not blogging the past few episodes, life has been a bit crazy for me lately. But not as crazy as it’s gonna get tonight for Des… LET THE MUTHAFUCKIN TEARS COMMENCE.

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  • So Brooks leaves tonight because he’s been in love with me the whole time… Just letting you all know.
  • Is this really the “television event of the summer” ???
  • Are they seriously recapping right now?
  • WTF, please stop.
  • Remembering the bad times: Bryden, James, Brandon lolz, JUAN PABLO (the next bachelor), Zak whatever
  • K, time to say good things about the three guys left.
  • Chris and Des have the right “ingredients” aka weird poetry connection, please no poetry tonight.
  • Drew needs to come out of the closet, FO REALS.
  • Gosh his abs are out of control.
  • “I feel closer to Drew than ever” UM… the dumbest statement
  • BROOKS ❤ The only one who hasn’t told Des that he loves her.
  • Ummm Des, you should definitely be a little worried he hasn’t said I love you.
  • Commercial
  • Betty’s Hope LAWL
  • Drew has to pull over to kiss Des. Too cheesy or romantic?
  • “Silent Strength” Drew… Okay Des, what the hell does that mean?
  • Oh yeah, this party would totally be happening if Drew and Des weren’t there… NOT
  • LIMBO!
  • I want to go visit the bamboo man in Antigua so I can get myself a bamboo heart.
  • This show would be so much less dramatic if there were no background music… think about it.
  • Commercial
  • Oh they iz kissin in da rain
  • All they do is kiss, whatevs
  • No more dinner on the beach 😦
  • LAWL they are already in the fantasy suite, she should have given it to him before going inside.
  • only 9 weeks ago they met! AYYY CRAY CRAY.
  • Did they forget to eat? Are they just gonna get straight to boning?
  • This is sad because Drew is saying such sweet things and we know Des isn’t feeling the same way.
  • She’s just flattered by all his schtuff
  • Commercial
  • BROOKS TIME, ARE YOU READY FOR THE SHIT TO HIT THE FAN.
  • I have the option to say I’m in love with Desiree or I’m not… okay, Brooks.
  • This is weird, Brooks goes back to see his family before he leaves for Antigua.
  • “I want to be in love” -Brooks, uh oh.
  • It’s because he is in love with me, duh.
  • Lets say all these great things about Des, then go break her heart. She’s probably bawling at home right now hearing all this.
  • No, Brooks, she’s in love with you. You’re the one that isn’t ready.
  • BUT SERIOUSLY HOW CAN YOU BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AFTER ONLY 9 WEEKS AND ONLY LIKE 2-3 ONE ON ONE DATES. LIKE SERIOUSLY.
  • Commercial
  • WTF IS DES WEARING? DOES SHE THINK SHE IS A HIPPY?!
  • You are not in the 70s, Des.
  • LAWL they just got hit by that giant wave!
  • OOH HELICOPTER DATE
  • Omg the ocean looks like a video game (aka fake)
  • OKAY so both Drew and Chris  “know” Des is also in love with them. Even though she is really only in love with Brooks, who is gonna break her heart. GREAT.
  • GIVE CHRIS SOME SUNGLASSES!
  • So squinty.
  • I WANT THEIR CUPS.
  • (Sorry, I’m full of caps lock tonight)
  • TYPICAL BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE LAYING IN THE WAVES KISSING SHOT.
  • Commercial
  • Gosh, this season is full of such dumb colorful clothes.
  • ARE THERE WIND CHIMES? BIRDS? WTF IS THAT NOISE?!
  • Also, what is this music? 80s crime music? HAHA
  • Chris is so stoked Des said she is open to moving to Seattle.
  • That weird noise in the background is bugging me so much, I can’t focus on what they are saying.
  • BLAH POETRY TIME.
  • What is this song they keep playing “I will offer you love and affection” I’m pretty sure they played this another time with Chris. Have they played it with any other guys?
  • “You and I against the world” no.
  • Commercial
  • UH OH, HERE COME THE TEARZ.
  • Chris Harrison is visiting Brooks, here comes some awful news.
  • Chris Harrison looks like he is getting broken up with during this conversation.
  • Brooks, you’re the first normal person on the Bachelorette, who isn’t ready to propose after 9 weeks.
  • “Are you not sure? or are you not in love with this girl?” HMMMMMMM
  • Brooks’s eyes are so puffy, has he already been crying?
  • BROOKS- NEXT BACHELOR?
  • Where do I sign up? Jk, I’ve seen the ads before commercial breaks 😉
  • AW, he is so bummed about her not being the one & being the one to break her heart.
  • Commercial
  • Brooks is crying pre Des showing up. AWWWW.
  • OH GOD, THIS IS SO PAINFUL WATCHING DES TALK ABOUT BROOKS.
  • ***cringing so hard right now***
  • OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
  • Brooks, please try to say a real sentence.
  • There you go.
  • “I want to be madly in love with you” ——> WATERFALL OF TEARZ
  • omg this is like the saddest thing I’ve seen on the Bachelor/Bachelorette
  • HAHAHA they are both gonna sit with their head in their hands and cry next to each other.
  • “Jump in the water, cannon ball, and swim away. How cool would that be?” -My Dad
  • BLAAAAAH, SHE JUST SAID I LOVE YOU
  • …and then the music starts
  • Commercial
  • Back the this painful situation. I wonder how long they sat there for.
  • Screw you, Wind, for making this difficult to hear.
  • 😥
  • GAAAAAAH
  • Commercial
  • Finally leaving the mini pier dock thing.
  • If she actually picks Drew or Chris after this, they are gonna see all of this on tv now. Then what?
  • PFFFFFT HEART BEAT, LAME.
  • One sided hug goodbye.
  • He just cry spit.
  • Brooks is so confused.
  • Who cried more? Des or Brooks?
  • YIKES.
  • So now is she going to end things with Chris and Drew?! MORE TEARS NEXT WEEK?!
  • BREAK UPS ALL AROUND!
  • Bring your tissues!


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The Bachelorette Episode 5

TONIGHT: Lederhosen, TEARZ, DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA, snow, oh and DRAMA!

I hope Zak W goes home tonight

  • Germany! WOOP WOOP
  • What just happened where all the guys were yelling? Something on a building?
  • “This is Des’s first time in Europe” -Chris Harrison, LAWL
  • Bachelor Pad Germany Edition
  • Chris gets a one on one date! HOLLA, he’s definitely a front runner, right now.
  • It’s both of their first times in Europe! They’re both broke… like me! HA
  • Commercial
  • Bryden is still freaking out, big surprise.
  • “A little andaid over a deeper wound” WHAT BRYDEN? When did you get a big wound?
  • WTF HE’S LEAVING?! I don’t get it.
  • He flies to Germany and leaves the first or second day there?
  • Des and Chris are skipping in a square, the date is going perfectly
  • “Nothing could go wrong” According to Chris.
  • And then Bryden goes searching for Des… to ruin their date.
  • I mean seriously, why couldn’t he wait until Chris got back to the hotel?
  • Commercial
  • Party Pooper Bryden is watching then from across the square, this is getting weird.
  • Sad Bachelor music playing all over the place.
  • “I’m not gonna let Bryden affect my date with Chris” -Des as she starts to cry
  • Back at Bachelor Pad Hotel the group date card comes.
  • Ben and Michael G are left with the two on one date… PRODUCERS PLANNED THIS! They hate each other!
  • Commercial
  • Fancy date time.
  • What are you looking for Chris?
  • AWWWW POEM!
  • “This is real and this is happening” -Chris
  • CUTE
  • Commercial
  • Aw the German snow, how lovely.
  • HIGHEST PEAK IN ALL OF GERMANY! Weeeoooo
  • Juan Pablo yodeling… oh and he can’t pronounce yodel.
  • Mikey is perfect at yodeling hahahaa
  • Des give the old man a rose and get rid of Zak W, hurry!
  • OPE Des eats shit, then Drew knocks into her and she keeps going.
  • Everyone is just knocking Des with Snowballs and attacking, HAHA!
  • & dudes making snow angels.
  • Back at the hotel the tension is SOOO obvs
  • Commercial
  • SNOW TUNNEL/MANSION WHAT? SO COOL!
  • Can these things collapse?
  • Brooks wants that rose, HOLLA. I love Brooks.
  • Brooks and Chris final 2. I’m calling it!
  • Mikey and Des are making snow them.
  • OH NO Zak W is walking around with two wine glasses, lurking hardcore.
  • Now he’s yodeling.
  • WHAT HE WAS GOING TO BE A PRIEST?! The guy that was shirtless the whole first episode and naked on his balcony on the first episode was going to be a priest!?!???!!!
  • He’s such a weirdo.
  • James is psyching himself out.
  • Drew is dishing to us about James… hmmm
  • and now Brooks is hating on him?
  • WAIT Brooks is now intruding on James and Des’s time together?
  • Or is he just spying?! OMG this is totally the lurk episode tonight.
  • The guys are getting weird yo
  • YES! BROOKS GOT THE ROSE!
  • “She didn’t see him lurking around the corner though!” -My Mom
  • I want those blue champagne glasses.
  • Commercial
  • 2 on 1 date time!
  • WHOA Ben sounds a little like Tierra last season
  • “I’m gonna look at it as a 1 on 1 with me and Des and Michael is just an awkward spectator” -Ben
  • Awkward.
  • Ben and Michael in the limo together, both pretending the other isn’t there! HAHA!
  • Michael is gonna go all attorney on Ben’s ass!
  • What if both go home! That would be dramatic.
  • Michael pulls out some German.
  • It’s a flattery competition.
  • Polar Bear Plunge?! Noooo… it has to be so cold!
  • Why does Michael have a matching head band? HAHA.
  • Surprise, no jumping in the water!
  • OMG floating hot tub on the lake! AWESOME!
  • THE SOUND IS SO BAD IN THIS JACUZZI!
  • Michael is totally attacking Ben and Ben is actually being civil about it.
  • Michael is gonna end up going home for this.
  • Commercial
  • Mikey and James are best buds, look at them hugging.
  • WHOA Kasey and Drew overheard a crazy conversation between James and Mikey!!!
  • Yikes! Tears are coming up!
  • Back at the 2 on 1 date both guys are wearing purple shirts peaking out from their sweaters.
  • Michael is focusing way too much on Ben on this date!
  • He hasn’t said one thing to Des.
  • There we go, Des you take control of the conversation.
  • Wait, Michael keeps taking jabs at Ben.
  • Michael is making himself look really really bad.
  • OH WOW, she might let both of them go, that’s probably the best option.
  • Commercial
  • Yeah, Michael, you did fuck up.
  • Yep, time to split up the guys up to chat alone.
  • Michael got the rose! HOLY CRAP, WOW!
  • Ben is PISSED!
  • HAHA All the guys are so stoked that Ben is going home.
  • Ben is acting psycho in the limo. AYYYY!
  • Commercial
  • Des may do something different this rose ceremony, wonder what it will be.
  • Chris Harrison plays 20 questions with Des.
  • SURPRISE! NO COCKTAIL PARTY!
  • Des! The guys need to tell you information!
  • James saying “You look beautiful” as soon as he possibly can, no cocktail party but he still gets his first word in.
  • Drew is extremely upset and disturbed
  • Commercial
  • They don’t ever show Juan Pablo, he might be going home.
  • They probably don’t show him too much because he needs subtitles, hahaha!
  • Juan Pablo is happy for Zak getting a rose.
  • Juan Pablo should be the next Bachelor!
  • HAHA Now its down to the best buds Mikey and James.
  • Whoooo will it be?
  • James is staying, bye bye Mikey! 
  • “The truth will be heard” -Drew
  • NEXT WEEK: Barcelona!!! Awesome! Man fights! Hell yeah! James vs. The Other Dudes.


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The Bachelor Episode 9: FANTASY SUITES! Eating bugs and referring to Sean as ‘This Man’

THAILAND! … and over-night dates with a born-again virgin? ABC, you clearly realize sex sells

  • “It’s amazing to think these are my last 3 girls” I’m pretty sure he said this about his last 5, then 4 girls too.
  • He’s on a boat, alone, standing at the front. HOW LONELY. and yet how ridiculous.
  • Close up on scratched up knee. Ooh, he’s rugged 😉
  • OHAI bright blue MAN tank.
  • LOL HAMMOCK, I’m not even listening to what he is saying, these shots are too funny!
  • “My relationship with AshLee is probably the strongest relationship I have” -Sean… I really didn’t get that by watching. She’s too annoying. & no I don’t think Sean is CRAZY about her. It’s forced, you’re too similar or something.
  • AshLee aka Tears McGee
  • LOL Sean just said the same thing about a future with AshLee that he said about a future with Catherine!
  • Oh yeah lets mention for the 433rd time that Lindsay showed up the first night in a wedding dress. “She’s not the crazy girl I thought she was” SHUT UP.
  • “My heart is torn” so I’m gonna swim in the pool by myself and ponder my existence and future.

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  • Commercial
  • Lindsay gets the first date, and they are both wearing pastels, gross.
  • “It’s hard to look at beautiful Thailand, while I have this gorgeous guy sitting next to me” -Lindsay. Oh whatever.
  • WHY ARE THE BABY CHICKS COLORED?!
  • “You are not supposed to be pink” -Sean to baby chick. HAHAH!
  • I like that Lindsay realizes that the past dates are not normal, not RL
  • OOH THEY ARE GONNA EAT BUGS! Cool.

BUGS

  • This bug eating thing is hilarious, “I saw how brave Sean was” so she ate a bug too. I don’t know if I would call eating a delicacy “brave”
  • IF THESE GIRLS REFER TO SEAN AS “MAN” “THIS MAN” ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO VOMIT ON MY LAPTOP.
  • “You’re the best friend I’ve been looking for” -Sean, WOW, that’s kinda a big statement, lets see who he says it to next.
  • MONKEYS!
  • I like the monkeys photo-bombing their sunset silhouette shots

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  • Commercial
  • Whoa, look at the flowers in the grass… and all those lights?
  • This is kinda crazy to just sit and eat in front of this stuff, I guess its fun for us to watch.
  • They should have a short series called Life After The Bachelor for the booted off contestants. Basically it would be them sulking in their hometowns and being mopey in their beds eating ice cream and Chris Harrison visiting them and asking serious questions.
  • Right before she’s able to say “I love you” all these performers come out! That shit cray.

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  • FANTASY SUITE?!? … they say yes! OOH LA LA.
  • This is awkward… SHE SAID IT.
  • “I love you” … “I love hearing you say that” HAHAHAAAAA

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  • Commercial
  • AshLee’s date now!
  • “I’m here with the love of my life” – AshLee
  • Okay, I’m gonna take a nap for AshLee and Sean’s date because its gonna be full of tears, metaphors, “this man”, and “love”.
  • “I just hope he feels the same way” – AshLee… he doesn’t have as much fun with her as the other girls.
  • and now for a BONUS tweet, from previous Bachelorette contestant Arie:

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  • CAAAAVE!
  • Why is it so weird to swim into a cave? You’re not really alone, theres a film crew, or is it just a go-pro? … There is definitely a film crew.
  • “I think it’s important for AshLee to let go of control” -Sean
  • “I don’t do caves” – AshLee

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  • “You have to let go, otherwise you don’t fall in love” – AshLee, HAHA OH MY, another great AshLee quote making shit all sentimental.
  • Oh wow, they made it through the cave! I’m sure production checked out out and went through prior to the filming, I mean come on!
  • METAPHOR TIME, TAKE A SHOT! Oh wait we aren’t playing a drinking game, but if you are take a shot!

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  • Mariah Carey’s song “We Belong Together” plays on repeat in AshLee’s head while she’s with Sean
  • It’s gonna suck when she goes home. *prediction*
  • Commercial
  • “Every part of my being wants to be engaged to Sean next week” -AshLee… just… stop… talking.
  • AshLee is nervous about the overnight date, she’s thinking about her morals! and remembers there are 2 other girls, dun dun DUN.
  • AshLee “I don’t take things lightly” Whateverherlastnameis
  • OMG SEAN, WE GET IT, YOU ARE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ALL THE GIRLS!
  • Too bad Neil Lane won’t provide three engagement rings
  • Umm… she said yes to the fantasy suite, what was all that about morals then?!
  • They’re probably just going to cuddle and fall asleep making metaphors about their relationship together.
  • “Honestly, before I met Sean I had a broken spirit, I guess” what’s going to happen when she gets sent home?!
  • This man has literally healed my broken heart” what happens when he re-breaks it?! Shit’s gonna get real thats what will happen.
  • Commercial
  • Ao Nang Beach- I first read as Ain’t No Thang Beach.
  • Titanic moment, STAAAHP IT.

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  • “Of the three remaining girls I think our lives are the most different.” -Sean
  • Catherine gets into this crazy-eyed thousand-mile gaze when she talks about serious stuff.
  • Oh noooo Catherine said “this man
  • OOH She did a back flip off the boat, that was cool!

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  • Catherine and Sean make the crazy weather come out, first a blizzard and now a rainy thunder storm out at sea.
  • But it’s okay they’re just gonna make out in the crazy weather

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  • Commercial 
  • “I feel like Catherine gets me better than everyone else” All these things Sean says just confuse me.
  • Oh, and you can see yourself marrying Catherine as well?! Big surprise!
  • Catherine talks about Fantasy Suites before the card even comes out!
  • Oh, theres the card… and she says yes also!
  • “I fell in love with Sean today” -Catherine, but did she tell him that?
  • Back in LA with Chris Harrison! We’ve missed you Chris! Oh this is just an ad for Oz…
  • Commercial

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  • Sean’s wearing purple again.
  • “I never pictured myself saying goodbye to this person” -Sean
  • Look at those baby blues, they look so sad.
  • “Is your wife here?” -Chris Harrison
  • He’s in love?! Does he already know the winner now?
  • PRIVATE VIDEO MESSAGES?! Interesting.
  • Commercial
  • OMG WITH THE FREAKING WEDDING DRESS, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY!?
  • AshLee’s video seems forced, or like she’s reading from a script. She’s crying, my god, calm the F down!
  • Okay, Sean looks uncomfortable, he’s sending her home!

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  • Commercial
  • “The rain is very fitting today.” -Sean OOOH NOOO, someone is getting sent home in the rain.
  • “I just know I’m not supposed to be with her” -Sean ouch!
  • I like that Lindsay just cursed under her breath.
  • Was this long pause really this long in the moment?
  • AshLee is going home! Oh gosh, she looks not happy.
  • STARE OFF!
  • OH WOW, she doesn’t even want to talk to him.
  • “I thought it was you from the very beginning” -Sean stealing a line from Emily Maynard.
  • She looks so pissed! I’m surprised she isn’t crying!
  • BYE ASHLEE, you serious bitch.
  • Is he sitting in the rain, alone?! While Lindsay and Catherine look on?!

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  • Is she really trying not to cry on camera after she has so many other times?
  • The finale isn’t for 2 weeks?! But next week is women tell all!

Check back tomorrow for photos!


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The Bachelor Episode 8: Hometown Visits, Army Generals, Brothers, and Fake Exes

HOMETOWN DATEZ YA’LL! and probably 2 hours of AshLee saying “I love you” over an over again…

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OH AND FYI Tierra is engaged in real life already, since January!

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  • Starting with AshLee in Houston! 
  • “What if he says ‘You’re amazing, but you’re not the one'” … yeah I have a feeling that will happen, then you’ll be the next Bachelorette, but you’re boring so it will suck!
  • Picnic with tha’ pup.
  • AshLee has already said “love” like 15 times, too serious.
  • “I’m not gonna cry” -AshLee, yeah friggin right
  • All I hear when AshLee talks is “Blah blah blah LOVE blah blah TRUST blah blah MAN”

AshLeeLOVE

  • Commercial
  • “I’ve been dreaming about this day since I was 4 or 5 years old.” … So you knew you were going to go on a reality tv show to meet the possible love of your life? Okay.
  • AshLee’s Dad wants to know ERRRRTHANG.
  • OMG She’s crying again talking about the polar bear plunge, IT’S A METAPHOR, YO!

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  • Mom and Sean chat time! “What are your intentions? Will you break her heart?” … YES, he will.
  • Dad and Sean time “Are you in love with my daughter?” “I’m … crazy about your daughter” NOT THE SAME THING
  • Sean just smiles his pearly whites through the tough questions.
  • Aw Dad is talking about when he adopted AshLee and how he loved her from the minute he saw her. AW! There should be an adoption reality show! HAHA.
  • “There’s no doubt I want to marry this man.” UGH. She loves referring to him as “man”
  • TOO SERIOUS, GET OUT.
  • Commercial
  • Catherine’s Date now! Seattle, Washington! I want to go!
  • Catherine is so fun
  • “When I’m with Catherine I can see my wife” OOOH he didn’t say that with AshLee!
  • FISH THROWING?!!

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  • Catherine passed the blizzard test and Sean passes the fish catching test
  • Fun romance always beats out serious romance *cough cough* AshLee
  • Can’t wait for him to meet Lola the filipino grandma
  • Commercial

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  • Waaait, this pushup thing has happened before!
  • What a cute family of women!
  • HAHA look at that apron!

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  • The sisters feel they are being convinced to like him… uh oh
  • Sisters and Sean chat time!
  • The sisters are telling all, oh man, this is a little intense. Are they going to sabotage their relationship?

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  • Mom and Sean chat time!
  • Momma doesn’t want to give her blessing… never given.
  • This family is very skeptical, but who wouldn’t be? It’s the first time you meet the significant other and he may or may not propose in a couple weeks, or one week? Who knows the timing this all plays out in.
  • “I want love with Sean” – Catherine
  • Best part was the Filipino grandma

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  • Commercial
  • Lindsay and her 2 star general Dad date time!
  • “I want to see what Sean is like in the real world” 2 points for realizing the past dates weren’t real life minus 10 for forgetting you’re still on camera therefore NOT REAL WORLD.
  • “I can see us settling down and raising a family here” THERE?! UH NO, SEAN WON’T MOVE THERE.
  • HAHA how to address Lindsay’s Dad.
  • Time to get army ready… What is this? An army/love boot camp run by Lindsay? This is definitely not real life.

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  • “That was weird” -Sean … yeah it was!
  • Commercial
  • Sean wore a purple sweater to meet a 2 star general. HAHA!
  • “Hopefully he sees I am a man” -Sean
  • Her parents didn’t know she came out of the limo in a wedding dress on the first night!
  • Sean and Mom chat time!
  • “Things are happening” -Lindsay’s mom, haha awkward
  • Mom likes Sean, you can totally tell.
  • No one wants to see their daughter get hurt… obviously.
  • Dad isn’t ready to give his blessing for marriage, SO SERIOUS! BUUUUT he gives his blessing anyways. How awkward if she isn’t the winner/the one.

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  • “I would be honored to be a part of their family” -Sean, hmmm that’s a good sign!
  • Army tag gift, nice!
  • This seems like the most normal family meeting so far.
  • Commercial
  • Des’s hometown date! in LA, HOLLA!
  • She’s excited to see him!

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  • “I can see her being my wife”  -Sean, so he’s only said this about Catherine and Des now.
  • She made all of the artwork in the house? Interesting.
  • Knock on the door… who is this?! She looks so uncomfortable!
  • “Des I love you” -random dude … UH OH! & they were together for 2 years?
  • “Now that he’s here, I do have to tell you something” – Des… wutwutwut! HEEERE IT COMES! jk commercial time 😦
  • Commercial
  • Whaaaaat? It was a prank? HAHA, because he pranked her on the first date!

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  • I feel used, I fell for it.
  • So Mom and Dad like Sean and Des together… but time for the brother! DUN DUN DUN
  • Is this not going to be as bad as they made it out to be? I am going to be duped by the edits of the previews again?
  • Commercial
  • Bro and Sean 1 on 1 chat…
  • Brother doesn’t approve, he thinks he’s just a “playboy” uh oh, Sean’s not down.

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  • How awkward.
  • “It’s impossible not to picture myself in this family with this brother” -Sean
  • UH OH. I would be pissed if he was my brother!
  • Commercial
  • LOL @ Sean putting his belt on before his rose ceremony!

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  • “I have no idea what I want to do, I have no clarity” Can’t he just marry them all!? Sister wives, Bachelor edition?

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  • Narrowed down to Catherine and Des! OH NO!
  • Both girls had a little (or a lot) of tension on the family dates.
  • WHOA before the first rose is handed out Des asked to talk to Sean…
  • DOUBLE WHOA before the last rose Sean walks out of the room to rethink! YIKES.
  • “My advice: GET THIS RIGHT and take your time” -Chris Harrison, love genius. HAHA

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  • Commercial
  • Do they water down the driveway to the mansion before every rose ceremony?
  • “Who will I miss the most?” -Sean, good question.

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(It’s really hard to choose a girl to send home when they are wearing Christmas colors in their photos)

  • CATHERINE GETS THE LAST ROSE. I bet Des is pissed at her brother!
  • Well obviously you think it’s a mistake, doesn’t everyone getting dumped feel that way?

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  • Sean is speechless. AWKWARD.
  • Well since she lives in LA the limo can drive her straight back to her house.
  • “All I want to do is make someone happy” -Des… No other aspirations, pathetic.
  • Bye “Desiree call me Des”
  • TOMORROW NIGHT: SEAN TELLS ALL!
  • Next week: Everyone loves Sean & Sean breaks another heart.

See you next week in Thailand!