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The Bachelor: Sean Tells All (the boring stories aka nothing, nothing new here folks!)

HIII CHRIS HARRISON!

  • “Attacking my character is the quickest way to get me heated.” Yeah, we could see that by the look on your face, Sean.
  • WHAT? Des’s brother was nice at the beginning of the night? Did he get drunk or something and change his mind? Or upset Sean just for show?
  • Sean thinks it’s just because he’s a jackass.
  • Is this just a recap of last night?… BORING
  • Commercial
  • Let’s talk about one-armed Sarah!
  • “She just wants to be like everyone else” – Sean
  • Oh no! Roller derby memories. Sarah falling over and over again. Why did they put her on that date?!
  • Oh, they’re addressing that! … She didn’t want to be left out. Hmmm.
  • No passion behind their last kiss 😥
  • “She ripped out my heart when I heard that” -Sean, you’re too empathetic.
  • Commercial
  • Lets talk about Selma, the Iraqi, who couldn’t kiss on public tv.
  • “Selma did end up kissing you, but it was on the night you sent her home” -Chris Harrison
  • “After our 1 on 1 date I thought she was going to be the one” -says Sean, the ultimate confused bachelor.
  • Now lets talk about Lesley!
  • Sexy way to eat a brownie. “You know how Daddy likes his brownie. Give it to me.” Uhhh gross.
  • Commercial
  • Time to talk about Tierrable
  • “I walked into a hornets nest” HAHAHA
  • He felt duped! Well, duh.
  • Montana memories… the shitty week when Sean wanted to quit it all.
  • The Robyn Tierra mess went on for hours?! WOW
  • “Okay, I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom now” -Catherine HAHA
  • Commercial
  • Ashley P. The 50 shades of cray. Oh nooo, so drunk 😦
  • Catherine passing “nerd notes”
  • She fit in the wheel well of the truck/bus?!
  • Daniella pretending to be Chris Harrison! How funny!
  • We missed Wedding Dress Lindsay and Sean crowd surfing? Uhhh… snore.
  • Stop saying you have no idea who you’re going to send home.
  • FANTASY SUITE TALK! OOH LA LA!
  • WHAT WAS THAT GIGGLING ABOUT SEX… EXCUSE ME “A CHANCE TO BE PHYSICAL”
  • Preview for next week: STOOOOP CALLING SEAN “THIS MAN”, “These are my last three girls” , “Sean’s my soulmate”, the proposal stoop is a little witchy and weird with those plants!
  • OMG SEAN SHOWERING?! SERIOUSLY? HAHAHA
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The Bachelor Episode 6: Ice Castles, More Canoes, Hypothermia, and Falling in Love in a Teepee

TWO EPISODES IN ONE WEEK, AREN’T WE ALL SO LUCKY.

  • OH THEY IN CANADIA. Crossin’ tha border!
  • “There’s a woman here tonight I don’t see a forever with” Everyone hopes it’s Tierra, I betcha $1,000 it’s not!
  • MOUNTAINS, LAKES, WATERFALLS, BEARS, SNOW! Why is your shirt on, Sean?
  • Sean don’t like drama, no drama for your mama!
  • The water is fake, it’s so blue! Maybe its CG

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  • DATE CARD! Catherine gets a 1 on 1, she’s adorable.
  • Czech owt dat SNOW BRO!
  • GIANT SNOW BUS & SEAN IS DRIVING IT! – Remember when he couldn’t start the jeep?
  • Oh she sits behind him? HAHA

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  • “Thank you for traveling with Sean’s Giant Snow Bus!”
  • His hair is snow, HAHAHAHAHA! It looks too cold to have fun!

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  • “Catherine has passed the blizzard test.” CUTE

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  • Commercial
  • “I want everything with him” yeah, okay. All da gurlz say this.
  • ICE CASTLE! WITH A FIRE IN IT?!

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  • “It just clicks with you” STOP USING THE SAME LINE ON ALL THE GIRLS, SEAN!
  • Daniella didn’t get the 1 on 1 date, but neither did Tierra
  • “I want Sean to know the reason I am the way I am” -Catherine… Oh, why you’re so sweet and cute?
  • OMG 12 year old traumatic story. YIKES. I’m surprised she didn’t turn out more like Tierra!
  • Traumatic sob stories get roses.

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  • I want their blanket.
  • “Catherine has melted my heart” … but not the ice castle HEH HEH! bad jokes by Paulina
  • Commercial
  • GROUP DATE!
  • AshLee runs to be the first to hug. First grade mentality I WANNA BE FIRST.
  • CANOES ROUND 2
  • AHHHH Lesley claims Sean’s canoe, THAT WAS FAST. She probably doesn’t want to row.
  • HAHAHA She just said my idea of letting “the man” row!
  • Selma’s cranky… her laugh. NOOOOO!

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  • Sean and Lesley make it to land first, BIG SURPRISE!

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  • Let’s embrace Canada, by jumping into the freezing water.
  • AIGHT so there is the professionals saying “get out of the water as quickly as possible”, I have a feeling someone won’t listen.
  • Selma don’t want to swim in NO freezing water! & Tierra looks cranky, we know what’s gonna happen
  • Lesley jokes about hypothermia… you have no idea what’s coming girl!

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  • Commercial
  • AshLee doesn’t want to do this either.
  • “I think I’m from Baghdad” – Selma
  • OKAY, this date is to distinguish the high maintenance girls from the low maintenance girls. So far Selma, Tierra, and AshLee are high maintenance. But Selma is the only one sitting out.

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  • The taking of the shoes off & then SHIRTLESS SEAN!

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  • Where is Tierra going on her own? K she got in and out on time…?

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  • HAHA everyone is so excited! SMILES ALL AROUND!
  • “Tierra can’t breathe” um where is her towel and her shoes? WTF!
  • Aw Daniella is helping warm Tierra up! Even though she’s a bitch. JK I would obvs do the same.
  • Commercial
  • Is it even possible to get hypothermia that soon?
  • Tierra is still so cold! 😥 WAH, cry me a river, bitch

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  • Is Tierra the biggest wuss ever or is this really real?
  • “This guy better marry me! I’m just kidding” … “No, you’re not” UM AWKWARD. RU4REAL?!
  • Commercial
  • 7 on 1 date changes to 6 on 1 date (Thanks to Tierra)
  • BOW CHICKA WOW WOW Lesley reminds us she got to hold Sean’s hand when they jumped in the water.

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  • She’s so cute. She loves love! AW!
  • “I appreciate you so much!” -Sean… what does that mean? That sounds cryptic.
  • Lesley is the Arie of this season. They makeout a lot, but will she win? Will she get stuck in second place?
  • Sarah shares family stories and photos! … Oh she gave him the photos? That is a little weird.
  • Desiree call me Des gets a second 1 on 1! Over Tierra and Daniella. Hm…
  • Tierra gets ready to go out to the date a little late, fashionably late?
  • Oh no the girls are making fun of her! When she walks in?! Whoa. Planned much?
  • Her hands are warm because her body is so cold?! Uh no.
  • Wedding Dress Lindsay steals Sean away from Tierra to make out.
  • BUT LESLEY gets the rose! HOLLA!
  • Tierra (Eyebrows McGee) is pissed. “I think I deserve it and I don’t think its fair” LIFE AIN’T FAIR YOU STUPID BITCH!
  • For once a sob story doesn’t get a rose, you’re getting a little better Sean.
  • Commercial
  • OH MY GOSH, THE FAMILY PHOTOS FREAKED SEAN OUT. HOW SAD! Sarah is going home.
  • “It’s just not meant to be” :/ :/ :/ :/
  • Gosh, so many break ups on this show. (25 break-ups to be exact)
  • BRING ON THE WATERWORKS.
  • “I don’t know what happened, I don’t know if it’s me” Well yeah, its you.
  • She’s really venting it out on this going home segment. WOW.
  • Bye Sarah!
  • And then there were 16 arms left competing… (another bad joke by yours truly)
  • Commercial
  • Des’s 1 on 1 date! “Don’t be scared to FALL in love”
  • THE WHITE FLOWERS, THOSE WERE NICE.
  • Gonna repel down the mountain to a picnic! FUN! Why do all the girls get so freaked out by these “dates”/challenges.

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  • “It would be a lot harder if Sean wasn’t here right now” … you wouldn’t be doing this if Sean weren’t there!
  • “I don’t want you to give up on us” – Sean … yeah, because that’s his job to decide if HE wants to give up or not.
  • DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE ELKS TONGUE AT THE END?! HAHA.
  • Commercial
  • RACCOON SPOTTING!
  • LOOK AT SEAN’S SWEATER! LAWL

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  • OH its so he matches the Teepee, or is it Tipi?
  • Fire cracking? Sketchy.
  • Des grew up poor! & lived in a tent for 4 months growing up.
  • “I want a house full of love” she said with hearts in her eyes.
  • OH NO the dreaded-overused: “I want to be with my best friend”
  • LOL teepee shadow kissing.

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  • “I opened up about living some of my life in a tent and here I am falling in love in a teepee” HAHAHA
  • Commercial
  • “You’re gonna WIFE that?!” -Selma on Tierra. HAHA Selma has great quotes!
  • I want to know what everyone is drinking each rose ceremony!
  • Selma kissed Sean?! Say goodbye to your family!
  • Wedding Dress Lindsay promises not to kiss-away her time with Sean, BRAVE MOVE.
  • “I sleep naked” Wedding Dress Lindsay is crazy
  • OH SHE COULDN’T KEEP HER NO-KISSING PROMISE.

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  • AshLee does all these weird metaphorical things each week! Blind folding to show her vulnerability/her trust.
  • I feel like she may be taking the Sarah approach, soon she will do something that will make Sean uncomfortable & she’ll be gone.
  • Commercial
  • Two BITCHEZ going home tonight?
  • CANDLES IN THE FIREPLACE —> CLEVER
  • Could Tierra finally be going home??
  • OKAY SO SELMA, TIERRA, DANIELLA AND ONLY ONE ROSE LEFT
  • Tierra got the rose! HOLY MOLY!
  • Selma is regretting that kiss.
  • It would really suck to be beaten out by Tierra!
  • 6 BITCHES LEFT!
  • Heading to the Virgin Islands… because Sean is a born again virgin. HAHAHA!

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  • Previews: AshLee says “I love you” & then is a tattle-tale… uh oh!

Moral of why we all watch The Bachelor… or maybe why Tierra is on the show:

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See you next week!


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The Bachelor Episode 5: Girls that can’t canoe, tattle-tales, and plaid shirts for all!

  • WAIT, WHERE IS SHIRTLESS SEAN?

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(Since he’s not shirtless on this episode, I had to find an old one to include! I refuse to post an entry with out an appearance from Shirtless Sean)

  • Tonight is a 2 on 1 date! HOLY MOLY!
  • It’s travel time! “WOOO!” Going to Montana! “… wha?”

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(OH OKAY, WHEN YOU DO THAT)

  • WHAT WAS THAT BOYFRIEND COMMENT, DANIELLA (aka random blonde)? awkz
  • “He’s making my every dream come true” – Selma, whose dream is to go to Montana?
  • Wedding Dress Lindsay finally gets a 1 on 1 date.

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  • Here’s Sean… wearing his usual plaid, and she wore plaid to match him. GROSS.

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  • “As much as I love her, I also want her to go home” BAHAHA. The Bachelor Contestant Struggle.
  • Commercial
  • “Now she’s seeking security and a family and maybe I’m the guy to do it with” Okay okay Sean, we know thats what you want too, as well as every other girl on the show.
  • Girl drama back at the cabin.
  • Lindsay is teary eyed? Because of…?
  • K, she got a rose, and now a surprise. Oh a private concert!  What if a contestant didn’t like country music?
  • Um dancing on a mini-stage and kissing in front of the whole town of Whitefish, Montana? My dream date too, NOT.

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  • Commercial
  • GROUP DATE!
  • What is on Selma’s head?

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  • OHAI goats.
  • Montana relay race! LOL their team shirts are plaid shirts in their team color!

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  • Losing team  has to go back to the lodge, uh oh!
  • “I don’t think having one arm will hold me back today” The story every episode of The Bachelor, for Sarah
  • Um, canoeing ain’t that hard, ladies. WTF?
  • All this plaid-shirtted outdoorsy girl business is turning Sean on.
  • AW Team Blue goes home 😦
  • Man they are really pushing tomorrow night’s episode where Tierra freezes to death.
  • Commercial
  • Whaaaa, Sean is bending the rules?
  • Blue team date card, wutwutwut, “Sending you home didn’t feel good” awww!
  • HA Tierra angrily writing in her journal! & she’s sneaking out to talk to Sean!?
  • “When Selma gets angry, Selma gets angry” Selma talks in third-person.
  • LADIES IZ ANRGY.
  • UM IS TIERRA WEARING A CONTEST SHIRT? WHEN SHE WASN’T EVEN IN THE CONTEST, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT!
  • PSYCHO BITCH TIERRA comes creeping in, HAHAHA!

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  • Commercial
  • Tierra is made about getting a 2 on 1 date. Well, some girls are on an 8 on 1 date right now…. so uh, what?
  • HAHAHA Sean looks so uncomfortable.
  • “Follow your heart” and send Tierra packing, please.
  • Robyn’s eyes are bloodshot. Crying? or Stoned?
  • Um, Des’s time gets cut after a couple minutes from AshLee. Girls be catty bitches.
  • AshLee thinks she is gonna win this whole darn thang and I have to disagree.
  • What? Sean is carrying Catherine around? Funsies!
  • Uh Oh, Daniella walks in on Catherine on Sean’s lap and now she’s crying.
  • Daniella can’t handle everyone connecting with Sean.

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  • She initiated the kiss, not him. Keep that in mind fellow viewers.
  • BUT SHE GOT THE ROSE.
  • If you cry you get the rose. I feel like I’ve said this before. DEJA VU!
  • Commercial
  • Tierra confuses boldness with insecurities.
  • 2 on 1 DATE TIME, MONTANA EDITION!
  • HAHA Jackie in the background of Tierra and Sean, aw!

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  • “Jackie doesn’t know she is on a date with me and my husband!” -Psycho Tierra

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  • Uh oh, is Jackie gonna be a tattle-tale? Tattle-tales goes home.
  • Ohhh Tierra flirted with someone at the airport?! EYO. But still you are a tattle-tale.
  • If opening up means talking about other girls, then yeah you opened up.
  • Okay, he has kissed all they girls now.
  • Commercial
  • Well we know Jackie is going home because Tierra has to freeze on tomorrow night’s episode.
  • Aaaand the eyebrows are going off.
  • Oooh Tierra is gonna tell a sob story, she’s gonna get the rose.
  • Her ex/best friend passed away?! That explains a lot. But maybe you shouldn’t date people who go in and out of rehab.
  • Bye bye Jackie.

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No dancing for you 😦

  • It’s a game for Tierra.

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  • Commercial
  • After the 2 on 1 a weight has been lifted? Maybe the 120lbs that was Jackie?
  • “He gives roses to girls who are having a hard time” -Des… um yeah, you’re right.
  • Des is concerned and now Sean is concerned and doesn’t know where they stand?
  • Robyn is approaching Tierra… here comes trouble!
  • The girls approaching Tierra is growing, where did they come from?
  • “If I want to go get engaged, I can easily go get engaged, their are plenty of *bleep* guys out there” -Tierra… Did she just admit this is a game to her?
  • Commercial

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  • Sean walks by when Tierra is yelling at Robyn.
  • “Girls are attacking me” Tierra, you are delusional.
  • Sean asks Leslie for the deetz on Tierra. Is this a trust thing? She is trustworthy. He liiiiiikes her.
  • The second Tierra goes home the drama will go away.
  • Commercial
  • Cool dead bear.
  • Ooh lets chat with Chris Harrison! They should have a segment where Chris Harrison acts as the house therapist, maybe a web series. ABC, if you read this please let me do this for you!

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(Serious chatz with Chris Harrison)

  • Sean isn’t so sure if his wife is in that room. WEEEELLL- not every night is all smiles and happiness, Sean. If there’s a bitch in the room, the room will be tense.
  • Commercial
  • ROSE CEREMONY
  • “Turbulent” week for Sean. Nice word, dude.
  • What is Selma wearing?
  • Robyn is pisssed and going home.
  • What is that smirk on Selma’s face? “Be scared?” Whaaaa?
  • Tonight is the night of girls going home with their face in their hands. (also pink nail polish)
  • Preview: Every tattle-tale is going to go home and Tierra is going to cry her way to every rose.

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  • Speaking of EYEBROWS, guess who agrees with me:

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  • Credits: Sean chopping wood, HAHAHA.

K See you tomorrow night for Tierra freezing to death (we can only hope) & Sean in assless chaps?!

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The Bachelor Episode 4: Taking the Iraqi to the desert and tasting chocolate ;)

I can’t believe this show is two whole hours…

  • SO ready for roller derby and “tasting chocolate” and CRYING, of course!
  • SHIRTLESS SEAN in his bathroom?

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  • There is nothing more lonely than a man using a two person sink alone.
  • OMG IN BRIEFS PUTTING ON PANTS?! HA, taking it to the next level Bachelor producers, thank you!

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  • Boxers or briefs is no longer a question.
  • Solo date card goes to Selma! aka Ashley Greene
  • Selma wants to have babies… what about marriage? YOUZ A DIRTY GIRL.
  • Leslie is crying we’re less than five minute in.
  • “Can you handle all 110lbs… on yo feet?” Okay, we get it, you’re tiny.
  • Private jet HEEEEEEY
  • Awkward jet cuddles going on, looks like she literally lost her backbone.
  • “He took the Iraqi to the desert” HAHA, love it.
  • Commercial
  • Joshua Tweeeee!
  • Sean likes the outdoors because he’s a man, duh.
  • Did she just say she feels puffy? Someone correct me.
  • Sean is going to help another girl face her fear of heights, how sweet of him.
  • GO PRO SIGHTING
  • Sean keeps trying to compliment her, but it’s just her and the rock now.
  • She’s actually climbing really well. She’s a monkey.
  • “I’m sitting on top of the world right now” actually it’s just a rock.
  • Commercial
  • “OH THAT’S THAT PLACE” -my Dad
  • Themed trailer park hotel thangs.
  • Marriage talk, blah, blah, blah
  • “Is that the same guy, or did we change bachelors?” -my Dad
  • OH, she ain’t gonna kiss him for respect of her family’s culture, holla!

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  • Group date card comes in! Tierra don’t want no group date! TIERRA ANGRY.
  • THEY SHOULD ESKIMO KISS, or head bump like cats since they can’t kiss.
  • (Check out this deleted scene I found on ABC’s youtube, they were thinking the same as me)
  • At least we don’t need to see Sean’s tongue sneaking into another girl’s mouth.
  • Sean’s being the perfect man again, “If I have to wait to kiss her, I will” OHSHUTYOURMOUTH
  • I’m Tierra-fied for the upcoming roller derby date!
  • Commercial
  • “Woop woop wooo!”
  • “I don’t think having one arm is going to hold me back today” Thanks, Sarah. We don’t think so either.
  • Tierra is gonna knock some biotches down. It doesn’t seem she needs to do that, the girls are all falling on their own.

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  • One armed Sarah is crying. Cry #2 of the night!
  • Sean is helping Sarah face another one of her fears. Big strong man, helping girls find their strength! UGH

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  • Amanda is way too cocky.
  • OMG she just fell and hit her chin! That’s what you get for being a cocky bitch.
  • “Why don’t they just do chainsaw juggling? or sword fighting?” -my Dad
  • Commercial
  • “She’s having a tough time opening her mouth, I’ concerned” -Sean … He’s concerned she wont be able to open her mouth to make out with him
  • No more roller derby! Free skate instead, good thinking, don’t want to get sued.
  • Tierra’s eyebrows are starting to go crazy, you know shit’s about to go down.

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  • Commercial
  • Tierra sappy-pants.
  • Sarah’s got a real cute dress on!

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  • Amanda lived/still has her chin.
  • WHOA. “I will milk the sympathy card” -Amanda
  • Leslie H finally gets a date, you go girl… holy moly she got jewelry to wear!
  • Tierra is freaking out. EYEBROWS just raised 9 miles high.
  • HAHAHAA Tierra is acting like she wants to go… Is this an act?
  • “I can’t be tortured like this!” HAHAHA

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  • Tierra stole Sean from wedding dress Lindsay, after their awkward make-out

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  • At least Lindsay handled it comedically.
  • No hot-tub time for Lindsay & Sean 😦

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  • YOU KNOW SHE’S SENSITIVE?! YOU BARELY KNOW HER! WTF.
  • Okay, I think Tierra is stealing the sympathy card from Amanda… LOOK AT THAT EVIL GRIN.

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  • “She’s a plague of bad energy”
  • Commercial
  • “I’ve never gotten diamond earrings from a boyfriend.” They aren’t from Sean, they are from the producers. Don’t be fooled, Leslie!
  • IS THAT A PURPLE PLAID DRESS SHIRT UNBUTTONED TO MAKE A V-NECK. & THAT VEST. YOU LOOK SILLY, SEAN. You should just be shirtless.

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  • “Every woman talks about the movie Pretty Woman” way to lump us into one giant homogenous person, Sean. We’re not ALL prostitutes!
  • Leslie gets to try on dresses for Sean. Most of these are UGLY.
  • “Finally your dress matches your smile” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
  • Neil Lane… “There’s that dude” -my Dad
  • Commercial
  • SHE’S SO SPARKLY.
  • “This whole date has been set up to enhance the romance.” But there is no romance, none, whatsoever.
  • She’s got a weird eyebrow too, but only one! Story telling eyebrow.
  • Aaand the show is enhance this “no spark, no chemistry” by not having background music.
  • OH, here’s the music. Finally. Because she is talking about a broken family.
  • “The B word, ‘BUT'” -my Dad
  • OH NO. Here comes the disappointment.
  • She didn’t see that coming.
  • Sean gets a solo concert! THIS IS WEIRD.
  • Tears round 2 for Leslie H
  • OKAY, THIS IS WHEN HE DROPS THE ROSE FROM THE BALCONY. I was hoping for a heartbreak on Sean’s end or something more dramatic.
  • Commercial
  • Cocktail party
  • Tierra has crazy earrings on again. EYEBROWS & EARRINGS = Tierra.
  • AshLee’s always on Sean’s mind, who else is he going to say this to tonight?
  • “Do you want to taste the chocolate” -Robyn HAHA … But that definitely felt forced.

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  • Tierra is prancing around the house with her rose.
  • OH YES, TIERRA AND AMANDA WOULD BE FRIENDS. They are both so psycho & can’t interact with other girls.
  • Tierra is pulling Robyn & Jackie aside. “Your bad for assuming that”
  • Tierra, you are so self centered. Yes, you are focusing on you, thank you for saying that.
  • Commercial
  • “Tierra requires more reassurance than anyone in the house” -Sean… um yeah, she’s a needy manipulative bitch.
  • Weird pick up lines are the theme of tonight, what was that, WHATSYOURFACE (can’t remember her name, but I do remember she is a graphic designer)

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  • She’s almost too short (in heels) to kiss him.
  • “TAKE THE GIRLS DOWN” -Tierra. I’m just annoyed with her now. This isn’t even amusing. It’s dumb.
  • Commercial
  • ROSE CEREMONY
  • OH CATHERINE IS HER NAME, the graphic designer.
  • You can tell his strongest connections are with Des, Lesley, and maaaaaybe Lindsay? or AshLee. (My predictions have been casted)
  • OH WOW, psycho Amanda is going home. Now, Tierra really has no friends.
  • BYE BYE!
  • How can your heart be broken this soon? You didn’t even have a one on one date!
  • NEXT WEEK IS A TWO DAY BACHELOR EVENT?! NO, THIS SHOW IS TOO LONG.
  • “Double the romance, and double the drama” HAHAHA
  • Tierra goes to the hospital, AGAIN? She’s addicted to playing the sympathy card.

Moral of the episode: If you cry and are needy you’ll get the rose. Men, need to feel needed. Your life shouldn’t go on with out them. If you almost shatter your jaw for them you’ll be sent home, don’t show that much independence.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK (Two days in a row, UGH, it’s a love/hate relationship with this show)

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