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The Bachelorette Episode [WHO FUCKING KNOWS] aka Finale pt. 1

Surprise! I’m back!

This season has been so full of crazy crap, I apologize for not blogging the past few episodes, life has been a bit crazy for me lately. But not as crazy as it’s gonna get tonight for Des… LET THE MUTHAFUCKIN TEARS COMMENCE.

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  • So Brooks leaves tonight because he’s been in love with me the whole time… Just letting you all know.
  • Is this really the “television event of the summer” ???
  • Are they seriously recapping right now?
  • WTF, please stop.
  • Remembering the bad times: Bryden, James, Brandon lolz, JUAN PABLO (the next bachelor), Zak whatever
  • K, time to say good things about the three guys left.
  • Chris and Des have the right “ingredients” aka weird poetry connection, please no poetry tonight.
  • Drew needs to come out of the closet, FO REALS.
  • Gosh his abs are out of control.
  • “I feel closer to Drew than ever” UM… the dumbest statement
  • BROOKS ❤ The only one who hasn’t told Des that he loves her.
  • Ummm Des, you should definitely be a little worried he hasn’t said I love you.
  • Commercial
  • Betty’s Hope LAWL
  • Drew has to pull over to kiss Des. Too cheesy or romantic?
  • “Silent Strength” Drew… Okay Des, what the hell does that mean?
  • Oh yeah, this party would totally be happening if Drew and Des weren’t there… NOT
  • LIMBO!
  • I want to go visit the bamboo man in Antigua so I can get myself a bamboo heart.
  • This show would be so much less dramatic if there were no background music… think about it.
  • Commercial
  • Oh they iz kissin in da rain
  • All they do is kiss, whatevs
  • No more dinner on the beach 😦
  • LAWL they are already in the fantasy suite, she should have given it to him before going inside.
  • only 9 weeks ago they met! AYYY CRAY CRAY.
  • Did they forget to eat? Are they just gonna get straight to boning?
  • This is sad because Drew is saying such sweet things and we know Des isn’t feeling the same way.
  • She’s just flattered by all his schtuff
  • Commercial
  • BROOKS TIME, ARE YOU READY FOR THE SHIT TO HIT THE FAN.
  • I have the option to say I’m in love with Desiree or I’m not… okay, Brooks.
  • This is weird, Brooks goes back to see his family before he leaves for Antigua.
  • “I want to be in love” -Brooks, uh oh.
  • It’s because he is in love with me, duh.
  • Lets say all these great things about Des, then go break her heart. She’s probably bawling at home right now hearing all this.
  • No, Brooks, she’s in love with you. You’re the one that isn’t ready.
  • BUT SERIOUSLY HOW CAN YOU BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AFTER ONLY 9 WEEKS AND ONLY LIKE 2-3 ONE ON ONE DATES. LIKE SERIOUSLY.
  • Commercial
  • WTF IS DES WEARING? DOES SHE THINK SHE IS A HIPPY?!
  • You are not in the 70s, Des.
  • LAWL they just got hit by that giant wave!
  • OOH HELICOPTER DATE
  • Omg the ocean looks like a video game (aka fake)
  • OKAY so both Drew and Chris  “know” Des is also in love with them. Even though she is really only in love with Brooks, who is gonna break her heart. GREAT.
  • GIVE CHRIS SOME SUNGLASSES!
  • So squinty.
  • I WANT THEIR CUPS.
  • (Sorry, I’m full of caps lock tonight)
  • TYPICAL BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE LAYING IN THE WAVES KISSING SHOT.
  • Commercial
  • Gosh, this season is full of such dumb colorful clothes.
  • ARE THERE WIND CHIMES? BIRDS? WTF IS THAT NOISE?!
  • Also, what is this music? 80s crime music? HAHA
  • Chris is so stoked Des said she is open to moving to Seattle.
  • That weird noise in the background is bugging me so much, I can’t focus on what they are saying.
  • BLAH POETRY TIME.
  • What is this song they keep playing “I will offer you love and affection” I’m pretty sure they played this another time with Chris. Have they played it with any other guys?
  • “You and I against the world” no.
  • Commercial
  • UH OH, HERE COME THE TEARZ.
  • Chris Harrison is visiting Brooks, here comes some awful news.
  • Chris Harrison looks like he is getting broken up with during this conversation.
  • Brooks, you’re the first normal person on the Bachelorette, who isn’t ready to propose after 9 weeks.
  • “Are you not sure? or are you not in love with this girl?” HMMMMMMM
  • Brooks’s eyes are so puffy, has he already been crying?
  • BROOKS- NEXT BACHELOR?
  • Where do I sign up? Jk, I’ve seen the ads before commercial breaks 😉
  • AW, he is so bummed about her not being the one & being the one to break her heart.
  • Commercial
  • Brooks is crying pre Des showing up. AWWWW.
  • OH GOD, THIS IS SO PAINFUL WATCHING DES TALK ABOUT BROOKS.
  • ***cringing so hard right now***
  • OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
  • Brooks, please try to say a real sentence.
  • There you go.
  • “I want to be madly in love with you” ——> WATERFALL OF TEARZ
  • omg this is like the saddest thing I’ve seen on the Bachelor/Bachelorette
  • HAHAHA they are both gonna sit with their head in their hands and cry next to each other.
  • “Jump in the water, cannon ball, and swim away. How cool would that be?” -My Dad
  • BLAAAAAH, SHE JUST SAID I LOVE YOU
  • …and then the music starts
  • Commercial
  • Back the this painful situation. I wonder how long they sat there for.
  • Screw you, Wind, for making this difficult to hear.
  • 😥
  • GAAAAAAH
  • Commercial
  • Finally leaving the mini pier dock thing.
  • If she actually picks Drew or Chris after this, they are gonna see all of this on tv now. Then what?
  • PFFFFFT HEART BEAT, LAME.
  • One sided hug goodbye.
  • He just cry spit.
  • Brooks is so confused.
  • Who cried more? Des or Brooks?
  • YIKES.
  • So now is she going to end things with Chris and Drew?! MORE TEARS NEXT WEEK?!
  • BREAK UPS ALL AROUND!
  • Bring your tissues!
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The Bachelorette Season Premiere!

BACK ROW: BRAD, ROBERT, KASEY, BROOKS, WILL, BEN, JUAN PABLO, MIKE R., BRIAN, CHRIS, JONATHAN;MIDDLE ROW: DAN, BRYDEN, ZAK, DREW, MICHAEL, ZACH, NICK M., BRANDON;FRONT ROW: DIOGO, MICAH, LARRY, DESIREE HARTSOCK, MIKEY T., JAMES, NICK R.

Oh the places they’ll go! Oh the tears that will be shed! Oh the handsome pissed off men! Oh the abs!

FIGHTS! Des crying! I love this preview of the season.

Let’s try and remember these faces in the preview for when they get out of the limos…

  • What’s this silver normal looking car pulling up? OHAI Des!
  • It’s Chris Harrison ❤
  • Des’s bangs are gone, she looks… older? More profesh?
  • BABY DES PHOTO! AW!
  • Can I be the bachelorette? I could live in that mini mansion 😉
  • Get out of the tub, Des, there is more to see.
  • OMG she’s already crying?! Geez
  • Flashback to Sean, the good memories & the bad.
  • “I still have a positive outlook” said while crying… convincing, Des.
  • She looks like a laker girl.
  • WHAT?! A LIGHT BLUE BENTLEY? Now she is Barbie’s BFF Teresa. That car is not real.
  • “I just want happiness and love” HAHA
  • What is this roller blading bit?! Awkward.
  • This background song is too much for me. “Isn’t she crazy beautiful…”
  • LET’S MEET THE MEN
  • Commercial
  • First we gotta chat with Chris, which I could do for hours and still be happy.
  • “I feel like Cinderella and I’m in that white dress” Uh, no you’re in a green shirt, are you delusional?
  • Everything Des says is so general. “When I truly love, I give it all” “I do want to settle down” “I want a man
  • Yes, you are getting emotional. Stop lying. Chris sees it and we see it too.
  • OMG MORE TEARS, yesssss.
  • Look at that silver dress! She’s like a statue.

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  • Commercial
  • We know who you are Chris Harrison, you silly goose.
  • Yeah, hopefully there is romance, otherwise there is no show!
  • Bryden from Missoula?! That’s a weird city name and a weird human name.
  • He has a german shepherd, so I approve.
  • Chicago bro aka Will the banker who does Bikram yoga “It’s massively sweaty” I’m stealing this phrase.

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  • Drew from Scottsdale, wooooo! What a cutie, I’ve been to Scottsdale, why didn’t I meet him?! I have a good feeling about this guy.
  • Nick R the tailor/magician. HAHA!
  • Zak is tan and has crazy eyes & is shirtless… & in his underwear/naked???

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  • THE MAN BEHIND SIGN SPINNING, YESSSSSSSS. Holla to you. This guy is cute, I forgot his name though.
  • A dentist, sketchy. BUT HE WAS BORN IN LONDON BUT LOST HIS ACCENT 😦 This dude has Edward from Twilight hair.
  • Adrenaline junkie, he loves “Being outside-all-day-long”… from Costa Mesa! OC REPRESENT! He has a sob story, hell yeah. “Attitude is everything.” He looks a little sunburnt.
  • Commercial
  • READY FOR THE DUDES, fo real.

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(Best Picture, Obviously)

  • Is her dress okay on the watered down driveway?
  • FIRST LIMO! Who will be the first bro?!
  • Drew from Scottsdale, yum.
  • Next is Brooks, I like his long hair & remember him from the beginning trailer.
  • Wishbone guy, kinda cute idea.
  • Bryden, why so serious?
  • Michael… is looking for Des’s penny from last season. OH MY. HERPY DERP.
  • Get out of the fountain, this is just embarrasing

MichaelLOokingforCOin

  • Limo numba two! Kasey, what is up with your hair? OMG social media guy, hashtags?! HAHA
  • Will da BANKER! Giving her the nickname of Athena? Okaaaay…
  • Jonathan the lawyer… Fantasy Suite? Uhhhh awkward. Is he high?!
  • OH NO, shirtless Zak. Why does he look so lost getting out of the limo?

ZakWnonono

  • “Will you accept these abs?” OH NO. He does have nice abs, but this is awkward.

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  • “If I become your husband…” what a phrase, but he seems nice.
  • Larry ER Doctor, ooooh la la. Teaching her a dance move, OH NO! Her dress!
  • Nick the magician! HAHA.
  • FIRE

MAGIC

  • Converse dude.
  • OMG a dude in a knight costume! HAHA! Diogo is sweaty under that armor!

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  • Shirtless Dude’s reaction to the knight and shining armor is priceless!
  • … I don’t get how that is weirder than showing up shirtless.

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  • Commercial
  • 10 more guys to meet!
  • I like this guy’s purple shirt… He is down on one knee… uhhhh…

Chrisdownononeknee

  • but he is tying his shoe? Sort of funny, but not really.

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  • Mike R. the dentist, is in his doctors coat? McDreamy uh okay.
  • Wait, what? This dude took off his tie?
  • Juan Pablo from Venezualo.
  • Why did he have her say “who”? HAHA
  • “I love chocolate!” Des, come on!
  • Motorcycle bro pulling up. OH IT’S MY BRO FROM COSTA MESA!

MotorcycleBrandon?

  • Brian is in a fancy velvet jacket, noice!
  • UH WHAT IS THIS GUY WEARING? HAHA

designedsuit

  • Aw a poem
  • Dan is a beverage sales person… ?
  • OH NO A LITTLE KID…

BensBoy

  • WITH A HANDSOME DAD. “I gave her the flower” OH MY, TOO CUTE…

DadBen

  • Didn’t they make this guy out to be a bad guy in the initial preview?
  • Commercial
  • Here we go with the cocktail party!
  • #iwantarose
  • Magician Nick is gonna do a trick… the music, so good.
  • OHHH he tricked us. But he’s witty!
  • “That was funny actually” -Des, okay, she’s not into it
  • Costa Mesa Bro steals Des… he missed his bday party to interview for the show! “When it comes to hometown dates…” OH MY, he thinks he’s gonna make it to final 4, wow!
  • Ben, the hot dad, explains that he’s best friends with his baby mama. OOOH lots in common, a lot of people love to camp though… Des is getting up… TO GET A ROSE!
  • “He’s husband material” DAAAAAYUM!
  • “How many are there left?” – some dude “One less” -some other dude HAHA!!!
  • DUN DUN DUN The man claws come out!
  • Commercial
  • What was that dance?!
  • These clips of mini dates are hilarious!
  • Shirtless guy is now down to his undies & is jumping in the pool… Last I checked if you want to talk to a girl you stay near her, you don’t jump in the pool that she is not in!
  • Oh, but he got a rose! Good for him.

ZakWgetsarose

  • Bryden, why so serious, is now talking to Des. About his german shepherd, aw! & a cute story about a kid he met in Iraq!
  • “I felt like I wanted to give him a rose” -Des … just say “I wanted to give him a rose”
  • Juan Pablo! HAHAHA We will never know what he says!
  • Oh they are gonna play soccer! Oh he’s good.
  • and now LITERALLY everyone is playing soccer, weird.
  • Shirtless guy is face down… ?
  • Commercial
  • Cutie Drew is now chatting with Des, AW HE IS SO CUTE.
  • ER Docter Larry is freaking out!

Larry

  • “Let’s talk about the dip…” HAHA She didn’t know what he was talking about. OMG he is so awkward, I feel bad! This is paaaainful.
  • Fantasy Suite Jonathan is downing drinks… push ups?!
  • Sitting in the “Fantasy Suite alone?!”

fantasysuitejonathan

  • “I’m gonna try to kiss Desiree on the mouth”
  • “I have no filter” THIS DUDE, MY GOSH.
  • “My mom says I’m good looking” … what is a love tank?

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  • Hashtag guy is ridiculous… FANTASY SUITE JONATHAN IS GOING HOME!
  • Chris Harrison comes to SHUT DOWN the cocktail party… time for the ROSE CEREMONY!
  • Costa Mesa Bro is already having “life changing feelings”
  • Commercial
  • Rose Ceremony Time!
  • Costa Mesa Bro Brandon gets a rose, the life changing feelings are mutual for now.
  • Will da Banker gets a rose!

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(I had to include this ridiculous face he made, even though it was from earlier in the show)

  • Long Locks Brooks gets a rose, he really has beautiful hair.
  • #Kasey is staying…
  • I don’t remember half these dudes, I would be a bad bachelorette.
  • FINAL ROSE GOES TOOOOOOO —-> Mikey
  • ER Larry goes home, the magician is going home, & McDreamy is going home & some other dudes I don’t remember are going home.
  • Poor ER Larry, the dipper, he’ll be replaying the dip in his head for yeaaaars.
  • AW Diogo, the knight and shining armor is going home.

Moral of the Episode: Don’t do something crazy for a first impression! No dips, no magic, no work clothes, and no medieval armor, and don’t mention fantasy suites!

OMG ABC is calling this Man Candy Monday *face palm*

Season Preview: Sail boats, islands, helicopters, personal concerts, waves, FIGHTS, man tears, GIRLFRIENDS?! man tank tops, aaaand my favorite: tattle tales.

“This is the worst possible scenario” hahaha I’m so ready.


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THE BACHELOR FINALE! …NEED I SAY MORE?!

First of all, I apologize for not blogging the Women Tell All, I did watch it but I’ve been battling this dumb cold for a week now and really wasn’t feeling up to blogging last week. But MAN the WTA episode was more than half TIERRA being delusional?! Seriously, then it was AshLee being a psycho bitch with beautiful hair. And pretty much no one else talked, wtf?! For anyone reading this, do you think Sean really told AshLee he had absolutely no feelings for the other two women?! I think that’s pretty unlikely, she probably heard what she wanted to hear the whole time she was on the show. She’s a bit too nuts and serious for me, I hope she isn’t the next Bachelorette, although she is pretty to look at.

ALRIGHT, NOW ONTO THE FINALE:

  • What is this live studio audience thing?! Are we watching Survivor?
  • OHAI ELEPHANT, I totally got an elephant post card in the mail today!
  • Sean’s family is visiting! How nice, they get a free trip to Thailand!
  • “Emily didn’t pick you” -little boy HAHAHA
  • Momma Lowe is skeptical!
  • Aw Catherine looks so cute!
  • Momma and Catherine chat time! Uh oh, I’m anxious for her!
  • I love how she gave him notes the first few weeks! We didn’t really get to see that though, we only saw one!
  • AW Sean’s dad said the sweetest things to Catherine!
  • Sean is still confused, Sean is always confused.
  • Commercial
  • BUTT TAP! WHO SAW THAT?!
  • Lindsay’s voice kinda bugs me :/
  • OH MY GOD THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT HER ARRIVING IN THE WEDDING DRESS FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME! I wish I actually counted how many times this has been brought up.
  • BLAAAAH Lindsay is crying, talking about how Sean’s family prayed for Sean’s future wife.
  • LOL she asked for Sean’s hand in marriage.
  • Sean’s dad is wearing a pink undershirt!
  • So many tears from Lindsay.
  • Okay, so both girls got along with the family… now what?!
  • Also he said more about Lindsay after the family date… is he leaning towards her?!
  • Oh okay, “I think I could have a long happy marriage with either one of the girls”, okay Sean. You is confused.
  • Commercial
  • Momma Lowe lays it out on the line, and says “you don’t need to propose to either one of them” True that!
  • Momma Lowe is now crying “I couldn’t make a decision in 3 days so I don’t know how you will” UH OH.
  • HI CAMERA MAN IN THE BACKGROUND!
  • Commercial
  • Oh, hello there live audience & CHRIS HARRISON ❤
  • Final dates! Nice neon blue tank, Sean 😉
  • “I can’t believe how much I love him” -Lindsay blah blah
  • “I can picture you being a hot old chick” -Every girl wants to hear this, haha
  • Commercial
  • “I could leave with everything I’ve ever wanted and more… or I could leave with nothing” -Lindsay HAHAHA
  • So Sean saying don’t be nervous makes it seem like she’s the one, but $10 says he’ll say the same to Catherine! :/
  • What if these wish lanterns make Sean realize that Catherine is the one?! That would suck for Lindsay.
  • “At this moment, I really think she is the one for me” KEY WORDS: at this moment … uhhhhh
  • Commercial
  • “I woke up this morning a little stressed out”… I wonder why!
  • It’s a purple day for Catherine and Sean
  • Oh my gosh, Catherine is so excited about the Elephant. This is adorable.
  • “OH MY GOD we’re riding an elephant. THAILAND. what?” -Catherine, hahaha
  • Catherine holds back her emotions a little bit more when she is around Sean, if she doesn’t tell him how she feels she’ll end up like Lesley her lady-bud!
  • Commercial
  • Catherine just seems so genuine when she talks seriously. “I feel a lot” , AWWW.
  • “It melts my heart, the only thing holding me back is knowing there is still Lindsay” … yikes!
  • HEART BEATS, hahahahahaahaaaa.
  • She says “I love you” while his hand is on her butt, awesome!
  • AH YIKES, SHE’S FREAKING OUT! Is she not feeling it?!
  • “He has to be crazy about both of us at this point” -Well she’s got that right.
  • CHRIS HARRISON talking to the audience! Why am I not there to smash everyone’s dreams?! HAHA
  • Commercial
  • SHIRTLESS SEAN… wearing a towel skirt. HAWT!
  • HE’S MADE UP HIS MIND! holy moly. Finally. The. Day. of.
  • Hiiiii Neil Lane! OOH he picked out a nice ring!
  • OMG HE’S CRYING!
  • Lindsay’s crying in her talk to the camera, TEARS FOR ALL!
  • Wow, they are both wearing sparkly dresses.
  • Catherine’s crying too. ALL DA TEARS!
  • “You know who’s gonna win, one girls is in gold and the other is in silver” – My Dad
  • SUSPENSEFUL COMMERCIAL BREAK
  • “300 girls and 1 dude” – My dad
  • The fans like Catherine better!
  • OMG WHY IS PSYCHO ASHLEE THERE?!
  • AshLee’s putting in her two-cents.
  • 3/4 previous contestants think it’s Lindsay! Interesting. I think it’s Catherine.
  • Commercial
  • HERE IT ISSSSSS!
  • Is that a tea bag next to the rose?!
  • “I didn’t know it would be this tough to say goodbye”
  • “Silver’s the loser, gold is the winner” -My Dad
  • “Today is the day I get engaged” … No, sorry its not Lindsay :/
  • SHE KNOWS, THE MOMENT SHE SEE’S HIM. It’s not happening for her. YIKES SO PAINFUL!
  • But his speech seems like he could propose… but at the end of all the compliments “This is the toughest thing I have to do”
  • THE MUSIC, hahahaha. The same tune they use for everyone going home.
  • “Is it me?” -Lindsay… WELL DUH! That’s the dumbest question. If you aren’t getting proposed to, it is you.
  • Well at least she stayed composed and civil, I’m impressed with your response, Lindsay.
  • “That’s the first time she’s been intelligent” -My Dad, hahahahaa
  • “Someone had to lose” -My Dad
  • THE NOTE IS FROM CATHERINE!
  • Did Chris Harrison just say the wrong name of the girl who went home?
  • YES, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE LETTER!
  • Commercial
  • TELL ME WHAT’S IN THE NOTE!!! STOP TALKING CHRIS HARRISON! (I still love you though)
  • Oh, the letter is a sweet letter. Way to confuse the viewers!
  • That letter was adorable!
  • Blinks McGee Catherine!
  • Is she still breathing?! Catherine! Deep breaths!
  • Sparkly ring to go with a sparkling dress!
  • What if she said yes to marriage but no to the final rose?! HAHA
  • What is this magical Disney music?
  • ELEPHANT!
  • Are we in the Lion King?! What was that elephant noise at the end?!
  • WE GET TO FIND OUT WHO THE NEW BACHELORETTE IS TONIGHT! OH SHIT, IS THAT WHY ASHLEE IS THERE? Fuck. (excuse my french) I hope it’s Lesley or Sarah instead of AshLee!
  • I’m happy for him.
  • OMG there were tears in the live audience?! Hahaha
  • Ahhhh, Lindsay is there?! How heartbreaking 😦 Seeing each other for the first time since Thailand!
  • Commercial
  • I like Lindsay’s dress! Gosh, she wants to know what happened. Has she never broken up with someone before?
  • At least she’s happy for him, that’s nice. Good thing AshLee didn’t make it to the final two, she would have been so much more angry!
  • TOO MANY QUESTIONS, LINDSAY!
  • Oh no, she’s gonna cry again.
  • NO SHE BROUGHT UP THE WEDDING DRESS AGAIN!
  • Commercial
  • He looks so happy to see her, thats so cute.
  • HAHA she could see him in old age when they were in Canada!
  • Commercial
  • They have news?! Do they have a wedding date or is she preggers?! HAHA
  • Watching their proposal, how funny/sort of awkward.
  • HAHA she’s laughing at her reactions!
  • Sean’s crying! Awww how cute!
  • WEDDING ON TV TOO! Wow, I hope it actually happens! Has any Bachelor actually gotten married to their winner? I know Bachelorettes have.
  • It’s only been a year since he went on the show for Emily?! How weird to think about!
  • & next we get to find out who the next Bachelorette is!
  • Commercial
  • YAY THE NEXT BACHELORETTE IS DESIREE! She’ll be fun to watch!
  • But yeah of course it’s her, the wedding dress designer. HAHA!
  • She’s crying too! Yikes!
  • “In your wildest dreams” – Chris Harrison makes everything more dramatic.
  • What about her brother, will he continue to be a dick to everyone who dates his sister?!
  • “Thank you sooo much, thank you sooo much, thank you soooo MUCH” -Des

ALRIGHT FOLKS, SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER FOR THE BACHELORETTE, I GUESS!

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The Bachelor Episode 9: FANTASY SUITES! Eating bugs and referring to Sean as ‘This Man’

THAILAND! … and over-night dates with a born-again virgin? ABC, you clearly realize sex sells

  • “It’s amazing to think these are my last 3 girls” I’m pretty sure he said this about his last 5, then 4 girls too.
  • He’s on a boat, alone, standing at the front. HOW LONELY. and yet how ridiculous.
  • Close up on scratched up knee. Ooh, he’s rugged 😉
  • OHAI bright blue MAN tank.
  • LOL HAMMOCK, I’m not even listening to what he is saying, these shots are too funny!
  • “My relationship with AshLee is probably the strongest relationship I have” -Sean… I really didn’t get that by watching. She’s too annoying. & no I don’t think Sean is CRAZY about her. It’s forced, you’re too similar or something.
  • AshLee aka Tears McGee
  • LOL Sean just said the same thing about a future with AshLee that he said about a future with Catherine!
  • Oh yeah lets mention for the 433rd time that Lindsay showed up the first night in a wedding dress. “She’s not the crazy girl I thought she was” SHUT UP.
  • “My heart is torn” so I’m gonna swim in the pool by myself and ponder my existence and future.

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  • Commercial
  • Lindsay gets the first date, and they are both wearing pastels, gross.
  • “It’s hard to look at beautiful Thailand, while I have this gorgeous guy sitting next to me” -Lindsay. Oh whatever.
  • WHY ARE THE BABY CHICKS COLORED?!
  • “You are not supposed to be pink” -Sean to baby chick. HAHAH!
  • I like that Lindsay realizes that the past dates are not normal, not RL
  • OOH THEY ARE GONNA EAT BUGS! Cool.

BUGS

  • This bug eating thing is hilarious, “I saw how brave Sean was” so she ate a bug too. I don’t know if I would call eating a delicacy “brave”
  • IF THESE GIRLS REFER TO SEAN AS “MAN” “THIS MAN” ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO VOMIT ON MY LAPTOP.
  • “You’re the best friend I’ve been looking for” -Sean, WOW, that’s kinda a big statement, lets see who he says it to next.
  • MONKEYS!
  • I like the monkeys photo-bombing their sunset silhouette shots

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  • Commercial
  • Whoa, look at the flowers in the grass… and all those lights?
  • This is kinda crazy to just sit and eat in front of this stuff, I guess its fun for us to watch.
  • They should have a short series called Life After The Bachelor for the booted off contestants. Basically it would be them sulking in their hometowns and being mopey in their beds eating ice cream and Chris Harrison visiting them and asking serious questions.
  • Right before she’s able to say “I love you” all these performers come out! That shit cray.

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  • FANTASY SUITE?!? … they say yes! OOH LA LA.
  • This is awkward… SHE SAID IT.
  • “I love you” … “I love hearing you say that” HAHAHAAAAA

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  • Commercial
  • AshLee’s date now!
  • “I’m here with the love of my life” – AshLee
  • Okay, I’m gonna take a nap for AshLee and Sean’s date because its gonna be full of tears, metaphors, “this man”, and “love”.
  • “I just hope he feels the same way” – AshLee… he doesn’t have as much fun with her as the other girls.
  • and now for a BONUS tweet, from previous Bachelorette contestant Arie:

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  • CAAAAVE!
  • Why is it so weird to swim into a cave? You’re not really alone, theres a film crew, or is it just a go-pro? … There is definitely a film crew.
  • “I think it’s important for AshLee to let go of control” -Sean
  • “I don’t do caves” – AshLee

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  • “You have to let go, otherwise you don’t fall in love” – AshLee, HAHA OH MY, another great AshLee quote making shit all sentimental.
  • Oh wow, they made it through the cave! I’m sure production checked out out and went through prior to the filming, I mean come on!
  • METAPHOR TIME, TAKE A SHOT! Oh wait we aren’t playing a drinking game, but if you are take a shot!

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  • Mariah Carey’s song “We Belong Together” plays on repeat in AshLee’s head while she’s with Sean
  • It’s gonna suck when she goes home. *prediction*
  • Commercial
  • “Every part of my being wants to be engaged to Sean next week” -AshLee… just… stop… talking.
  • AshLee is nervous about the overnight date, she’s thinking about her morals! and remembers there are 2 other girls, dun dun DUN.
  • AshLee “I don’t take things lightly” Whateverherlastnameis
  • OMG SEAN, WE GET IT, YOU ARE FALLING IN LOVE WITH ALL THE GIRLS!
  • Too bad Neil Lane won’t provide three engagement rings
  • Umm… she said yes to the fantasy suite, what was all that about morals then?!
  • They’re probably just going to cuddle and fall asleep making metaphors about their relationship together.
  • “Honestly, before I met Sean I had a broken spirit, I guess” what’s going to happen when she gets sent home?!
  • This man has literally healed my broken heart” what happens when he re-breaks it?! Shit’s gonna get real thats what will happen.
  • Commercial
  • Ao Nang Beach- I first read as Ain’t No Thang Beach.
  • Titanic moment, STAAAHP IT.

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  • “Of the three remaining girls I think our lives are the most different.” -Sean
  • Catherine gets into this crazy-eyed thousand-mile gaze when she talks about serious stuff.
  • Oh noooo Catherine said “this man
  • OOH She did a back flip off the boat, that was cool!

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  • Catherine and Sean make the crazy weather come out, first a blizzard and now a rainy thunder storm out at sea.
  • But it’s okay they’re just gonna make out in the crazy weather

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  • Commercial 
  • “I feel like Catherine gets me better than everyone else” All these things Sean says just confuse me.
  • Oh, and you can see yourself marrying Catherine as well?! Big surprise!
  • Catherine talks about Fantasy Suites before the card even comes out!
  • Oh, theres the card… and she says yes also!
  • “I fell in love with Sean today” -Catherine, but did she tell him that?
  • Back in LA with Chris Harrison! We’ve missed you Chris! Oh this is just an ad for Oz…
  • Commercial

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  • Sean’s wearing purple again.
  • “I never pictured myself saying goodbye to this person” -Sean
  • Look at those baby blues, they look so sad.
  • “Is your wife here?” -Chris Harrison
  • He’s in love?! Does he already know the winner now?
  • PRIVATE VIDEO MESSAGES?! Interesting.
  • Commercial
  • OMG WITH THE FREAKING WEDDING DRESS, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY!?
  • AshLee’s video seems forced, or like she’s reading from a script. She’s crying, my god, calm the F down!
  • Okay, Sean looks uncomfortable, he’s sending her home!

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  • Commercial
  • “The rain is very fitting today.” -Sean OOOH NOOO, someone is getting sent home in the rain.
  • “I just know I’m not supposed to be with her” -Sean ouch!
  • I like that Lindsay just cursed under her breath.
  • Was this long pause really this long in the moment?
  • AshLee is going home! Oh gosh, she looks not happy.
  • STARE OFF!
  • OH WOW, she doesn’t even want to talk to him.
  • “I thought it was you from the very beginning” -Sean stealing a line from Emily Maynard.
  • She looks so pissed! I’m surprised she isn’t crying!
  • BYE ASHLEE, you serious bitch.
  • Is he sitting in the rain, alone?! While Lindsay and Catherine look on?!

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  • Is she really trying not to cry on camera after she has so many other times?
  • The finale isn’t for 2 weeks?! But next week is women tell all!

Check back tomorrow for photos!


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The Bachelor Episode 8: Hometown Visits, Army Generals, Brothers, and Fake Exes

HOMETOWN DATEZ YA’LL! and probably 2 hours of AshLee saying “I love you” over an over again…

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OH AND FYI Tierra is engaged in real life already, since January!

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  • Starting with AshLee in Houston! 
  • “What if he says ‘You’re amazing, but you’re not the one'” … yeah I have a feeling that will happen, then you’ll be the next Bachelorette, but you’re boring so it will suck!
  • Picnic with tha’ pup.
  • AshLee has already said “love” like 15 times, too serious.
  • “I’m not gonna cry” -AshLee, yeah friggin right
  • All I hear when AshLee talks is “Blah blah blah LOVE blah blah TRUST blah blah MAN”

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  • Commercial
  • “I’ve been dreaming about this day since I was 4 or 5 years old.” … So you knew you were going to go on a reality tv show to meet the possible love of your life? Okay.
  • AshLee’s Dad wants to know ERRRRTHANG.
  • OMG She’s crying again talking about the polar bear plunge, IT’S A METAPHOR, YO!

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  • Mom and Sean chat time! “What are your intentions? Will you break her heart?” … YES, he will.
  • Dad and Sean time “Are you in love with my daughter?” “I’m … crazy about your daughter” NOT THE SAME THING
  • Sean just smiles his pearly whites through the tough questions.
  • Aw Dad is talking about when he adopted AshLee and how he loved her from the minute he saw her. AW! There should be an adoption reality show! HAHA.
  • “There’s no doubt I want to marry this man.” UGH. She loves referring to him as “man”
  • TOO SERIOUS, GET OUT.
  • Commercial
  • Catherine’s Date now! Seattle, Washington! I want to go!
  • Catherine is so fun
  • “When I’m with Catherine I can see my wife” OOOH he didn’t say that with AshLee!
  • FISH THROWING?!!

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  • Catherine passed the blizzard test and Sean passes the fish catching test
  • Fun romance always beats out serious romance *cough cough* AshLee
  • Can’t wait for him to meet Lola the filipino grandma
  • Commercial

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  • Waaait, this pushup thing has happened before!
  • What a cute family of women!
  • HAHA look at that apron!

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  • The sisters feel they are being convinced to like him… uh oh
  • Sisters and Sean chat time!
  • The sisters are telling all, oh man, this is a little intense. Are they going to sabotage their relationship?

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  • Mom and Sean chat time!
  • Momma doesn’t want to give her blessing… never given.
  • This family is very skeptical, but who wouldn’t be? It’s the first time you meet the significant other and he may or may not propose in a couple weeks, or one week? Who knows the timing this all plays out in.
  • “I want love with Sean” – Catherine
  • Best part was the Filipino grandma

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  • Commercial
  • Lindsay and her 2 star general Dad date time!
  • “I want to see what Sean is like in the real world” 2 points for realizing the past dates weren’t real life minus 10 for forgetting you’re still on camera therefore NOT REAL WORLD.
  • “I can see us settling down and raising a family here” THERE?! UH NO, SEAN WON’T MOVE THERE.
  • HAHA how to address Lindsay’s Dad.
  • Time to get army ready… What is this? An army/love boot camp run by Lindsay? This is definitely not real life.

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  • “That was weird” -Sean … yeah it was!
  • Commercial
  • Sean wore a purple sweater to meet a 2 star general. HAHA!
  • “Hopefully he sees I am a man” -Sean
  • Her parents didn’t know she came out of the limo in a wedding dress on the first night!
  • Sean and Mom chat time!
  • “Things are happening” -Lindsay’s mom, haha awkward
  • Mom likes Sean, you can totally tell.
  • No one wants to see their daughter get hurt… obviously.
  • Dad isn’t ready to give his blessing for marriage, SO SERIOUS! BUUUUT he gives his blessing anyways. How awkward if she isn’t the winner/the one.

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  • “I would be honored to be a part of their family” -Sean, hmmm that’s a good sign!
  • Army tag gift, nice!
  • This seems like the most normal family meeting so far.
  • Commercial
  • Des’s hometown date! in LA, HOLLA!
  • She’s excited to see him!

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  • “I can see her being my wife”  -Sean, so he’s only said this about Catherine and Des now.
  • She made all of the artwork in the house? Interesting.
  • Knock on the door… who is this?! She looks so uncomfortable!
  • “Des I love you” -random dude … UH OH! & they were together for 2 years?
  • “Now that he’s here, I do have to tell you something” – Des… wutwutwut! HEEERE IT COMES! jk commercial time 😦
  • Commercial
  • Whaaaaat? It was a prank? HAHA, because he pranked her on the first date!

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  • I feel used, I fell for it.
  • So Mom and Dad like Sean and Des together… but time for the brother! DUN DUN DUN
  • Is this not going to be as bad as they made it out to be? I am going to be duped by the edits of the previews again?
  • Commercial
  • Bro and Sean 1 on 1 chat…
  • Brother doesn’t approve, he thinks he’s just a “playboy” uh oh, Sean’s not down.

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  • How awkward.
  • “It’s impossible not to picture myself in this family with this brother” -Sean
  • UH OH. I would be pissed if he was my brother!
  • Commercial
  • LOL @ Sean putting his belt on before his rose ceremony!

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  • “I have no idea what I want to do, I have no clarity” Can’t he just marry them all!? Sister wives, Bachelor edition?

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  • Narrowed down to Catherine and Des! OH NO!
  • Both girls had a little (or a lot) of tension on the family dates.
  • WHOA before the first rose is handed out Des asked to talk to Sean…
  • DOUBLE WHOA before the last rose Sean walks out of the room to rethink! YIKES.
  • “My advice: GET THIS RIGHT and take your time” -Chris Harrison, love genius. HAHA

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  • Commercial
  • Do they water down the driveway to the mansion before every rose ceremony?
  • “Who will I miss the most?” -Sean, good question.

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(It’s really hard to choose a girl to send home when they are wearing Christmas colors in their photos)

  • CATHERINE GETS THE LAST ROSE. I bet Des is pissed at her brother!
  • Well obviously you think it’s a mistake, doesn’t everyone getting dumped feel that way?

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  • Sean is speechless. AWKWARD.
  • Well since she lives in LA the limo can drive her straight back to her house.
  • “All I want to do is make someone happy” -Des… No other aspirations, pathetic.
  • Bye “Desiree call me Des”
  • TOMORROW NIGHT: SEAN TELLS ALL!
  • Next week: Everyone loves Sean & Sean breaks another heart.

See you next week in Thailand!


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The Bachelor Episode 7: “I’m falling in love with you” and the moment everyone has been waiting for

Sorry this is late, but here it is!

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  • From this preview this is gonna be an episode FULL of tears!
  • Sea plane! to Saint Croix (Did I spell that right?)
  • Is Sean part of the welcome crew? “WELCOME TO ST. CROIX” the land of virgins, or born-again virgins, or is it just the Virgin Islands?
  • AshLee wants a 1 on 1… Why did they put her in the sun, she is squinting real bad.
  • Tierra got her own pull away bed?! HAHA “I don’t like girls that like my boyfriend” She has said this before.
  • “The cougars back in town” -Tierra … OHNOSHEISN’T she’s hating on AshLee for being 32.
  • OH I didn’t know two girls are going home this week. DUN DUN DUN.
  • OOOH swimming out to their private catamaran.
  • You can tell AshLee is head over heels for Sean. She is way too serious.
  • “I want to roll away her roll away into the freakin ocean” – Lesley HAHA
  • So Sean asks about the drama in the house and then AshLee vents it ALLLLL. UH OH.
  • He believes her! WOW, didn’t see that one coming.
  • I think AshLee is going to be the next Bachelorette.
  • You hear her say all these great things about him, but he hasn’t said much.
  • Commercial
  • OMG Tierra gets the 1 on 1 and she’s complaining about bugs her make-up dripping off and being sweaty?!
  • AshLee thats a GIANT wine glass! DAYUM!
  • AshLee’s got a secret to tell, EYO, I’m excited. I hope she says she used to be a man. She’s so pretty that would be incredible, but I’m guessing she was married before?
  • “15 years ago…” HERE IS COMES! I CALLED IT, SHE GOT MARRIED WHEN SHE WAS 17!
  • “So you were a married high school junior?” -Sean HAHAHA
  • Is this really a big deal? It was 15 years ago!
  • HE STILL LIKES HER, didn’t see that one coming *sarcasm*
  • The cliche yelling alone into the darkness. WEIRD.

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  • OH NO, she said she loves him. She yelled she loves him.

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  • “I could easily fall in love with AshLee” … but he isn’t yet and didn’t say “I love you” back.
  • Commercial
  • Here comes Tierra’s first 1 on 1 date!
  • They are shopping together, derp.
  • A parade starts happening, sure, just out of the blue.

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  • Of course Tierra is being fun and cute the entire date.

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  • Question time… INTERROGATE HER, SEAN!
  • She is so delusional, the other girls have been pissed off since the first rose?! UM what?
  • Commercial
  • “This is our sugar mill” OH OKAY
  • I like her blue necklace!

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  • DATE CARD BACK AT THE HIZZZOUSE. Catherine, Lindsay, and Des get a group date.
  • Gosh Tierra is so annoying.
  • “I’m falling in love with you” ALL DA BITCHES BE SAYING THIS.
  • Commercial
  • 4:42AM?! Sean waking up the ladies?
  • Is he really taking their photos with out makeup on? HAHA
  • Catherine’s photo is hilarious

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  • First people in America to see the sunrise! Fun, if you’re into that.

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  • Is that the same sugar mill he was at with Tierra? Sketchy
  • What were those fruit stars in their drinks?! COOL!

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  • Tree house?! Pretty cool.
  • How awkward watching Sean just hanging out with just one girl and waiting for your turn.

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  • Who will get the rose on this date?
  • Sean sitting on Catherine’s shoulders in the water, hahaha!

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  • Sean is always bringing up how crazy Wedding Dress Lindsay was the first night!
  • Catherine explains why her dad won’t be there if Sean goes to her hometown date. Suicidal, depression dad. WOMP WOMP 😥
  • Tear jerkers get roses… we shall see.
  • OMG Tierra hears AshLee and Lesley talking!
  • Des is crying talking about her family, CHEESY!

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  • “I do want to settle down, and to have everything that they had” -Des (or also on this week’s Girls HBO episode)
  • ROSE. ROSE. ROSE. ROSE!
  • Wedding Dress Lindsay got the rose! Guaranteed hometown date yo!
  • Commercial
  • “Our relationship is not where it needs to be at this point” -Sean on Lesley
  • Fruit picking and chatting!

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  • “I do want to tell him I’m falling in love with him” … this is the 3rd time I’ve heard this on this episode!
  • Sean looks super freckly this episode.
  • OH “It didn’t feel right to tell him today”
  • This date is awkward
  • “I like how you smile with your eyes at me” -Lesley, sounding like Tyra Banks
  • Sean’s sister is in town!
  • “I can see myself being possibly married to any of them” -Sean
  • Tierra confronts AshLee and her eyebrows are off the charts.

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  • “I’m a 24 year old woman and you’re 32!” Uhhh okay.
  • “Men love me!” -Tierra, OH OKAY, Tierra.
  • Tierra is psycho.
  • “I CAN’T CONTROL MY EYEBROW!” -Tierra, best line of the season!

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  • Commercial
  • Tierra is crying when Sean shows up to bring him to meet his sister.

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  • I wonder what Tierra is thinking re-watching these episodes.
  • So many tears have come out of this bitch this season
  • Is Sean’s face red? Sun burn?
  • Is Sean’s sister going to inspire him to send her home?!!?
  • Commercial
  • “I’m crazy about you…BUT… it may be best for you to go home now.” Does that mean go home for good, or until the hometown date? I’m confused. Who says they are crazy about someone then sends them home?
  • “Do you want to say goodbye to the girls?” “No” HAHAHA of course not
  • “This is the best walk of shame ever” – My Dad
  • BYE BYE TIERRA!

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  • Is she really blaming the other girls?!

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  • He better not bring her back… why are there previews of other girls crying
  • Commercial
  • “So she’s older than he is? She’s going home” – My Dad on AshLee
  • There’s cocktail party?! YIKES
  • AshLee tries to explain herself to the other girls.
  • This music is way too dramatic
  • Of course Des gets a rose, that thing with her boyfriend or some dude still has to happen.
  • Okay so its down to AshLee and Lesley… who is going to get a rose.
  • AW BYE BYE LESLEY. 😦
  • AshLee is WAY TOO SERIOUS ABOUT ALL DIS! It’s scaring me.

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  • Whoa, Catherine is freaking out.

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(Later on Twitter)

  • Next week previews: OH so Des’s brother freaks out on Sean? and Catherine’s sisters don’t like him?! WHAT WILL HAPPEN. These episodes are getting more boring each week.

See you next week! Sorry this is a late post!


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The Bachelor Episode 5: Girls that can’t canoe, tattle-tales, and plaid shirts for all!

  • WAIT, WHERE IS SHIRTLESS SEAN?

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(Since he’s not shirtless on this episode, I had to find an old one to include! I refuse to post an entry with out an appearance from Shirtless Sean)

  • Tonight is a 2 on 1 date! HOLY MOLY!
  • It’s travel time! “WOOO!” Going to Montana! “… wha?”

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(OH OKAY, WHEN YOU DO THAT)

  • WHAT WAS THAT BOYFRIEND COMMENT, DANIELLA (aka random blonde)? awkz
  • “He’s making my every dream come true” – Selma, whose dream is to go to Montana?
  • Wedding Dress Lindsay finally gets a 1 on 1 date.

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  • Here’s Sean… wearing his usual plaid, and she wore plaid to match him. GROSS.

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  • “As much as I love her, I also want her to go home” BAHAHA. The Bachelor Contestant Struggle.
  • Commercial
  • “Now she’s seeking security and a family and maybe I’m the guy to do it with” Okay okay Sean, we know thats what you want too, as well as every other girl on the show.
  • Girl drama back at the cabin.
  • Lindsay is teary eyed? Because of…?
  • K, she got a rose, and now a surprise. Oh a private concert!  What if a contestant didn’t like country music?
  • Um dancing on a mini-stage and kissing in front of the whole town of Whitefish, Montana? My dream date too, NOT.

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  • Commercial
  • GROUP DATE!
  • What is on Selma’s head?

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  • OHAI goats.
  • Montana relay race! LOL their team shirts are plaid shirts in their team color!

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  • Losing team  has to go back to the lodge, uh oh!
  • “I don’t think having one arm will hold me back today” The story every episode of The Bachelor, for Sarah
  • Um, canoeing ain’t that hard, ladies. WTF?
  • All this plaid-shirtted outdoorsy girl business is turning Sean on.
  • AW Team Blue goes home 😦
  • Man they are really pushing tomorrow night’s episode where Tierra freezes to death.
  • Commercial
  • Whaaaa, Sean is bending the rules?
  • Blue team date card, wutwutwut, “Sending you home didn’t feel good” awww!
  • HA Tierra angrily writing in her journal! & she’s sneaking out to talk to Sean!?
  • “When Selma gets angry, Selma gets angry” Selma talks in third-person.
  • LADIES IZ ANRGY.
  • UM IS TIERRA WEARING A CONTEST SHIRT? WHEN SHE WASN’T EVEN IN THE CONTEST, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT!
  • PSYCHO BITCH TIERRA comes creeping in, HAHAHA!

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  • Commercial
  • Tierra is made about getting a 2 on 1 date. Well, some girls are on an 8 on 1 date right now…. so uh, what?
  • HAHAHA Sean looks so uncomfortable.
  • “Follow your heart” and send Tierra packing, please.
  • Robyn’s eyes are bloodshot. Crying? or Stoned?
  • Um, Des’s time gets cut after a couple minutes from AshLee. Girls be catty bitches.
  • AshLee thinks she is gonna win this whole darn thang and I have to disagree.
  • What? Sean is carrying Catherine around? Funsies!
  • Uh Oh, Daniella walks in on Catherine on Sean’s lap and now she’s crying.
  • Daniella can’t handle everyone connecting with Sean.

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  • She initiated the kiss, not him. Keep that in mind fellow viewers.
  • BUT SHE GOT THE ROSE.
  • If you cry you get the rose. I feel like I’ve said this before. DEJA VU!
  • Commercial
  • Tierra confuses boldness with insecurities.
  • 2 on 1 DATE TIME, MONTANA EDITION!
  • HAHA Jackie in the background of Tierra and Sean, aw!

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  • “Jackie doesn’t know she is on a date with me and my husband!” -Psycho Tierra

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  • Uh oh, is Jackie gonna be a tattle-tale? Tattle-tales goes home.
  • Ohhh Tierra flirted with someone at the airport?! EYO. But still you are a tattle-tale.
  • If opening up means talking about other girls, then yeah you opened up.
  • Okay, he has kissed all they girls now.
  • Commercial
  • Well we know Jackie is going home because Tierra has to freeze on tomorrow night’s episode.
  • Aaaand the eyebrows are going off.
  • Oooh Tierra is gonna tell a sob story, she’s gonna get the rose.
  • Her ex/best friend passed away?! That explains a lot. But maybe you shouldn’t date people who go in and out of rehab.
  • Bye bye Jackie.

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No dancing for you 😦

  • It’s a game for Tierra.

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  • Commercial
  • After the 2 on 1 a weight has been lifted? Maybe the 120lbs that was Jackie?
  • “He gives roses to girls who are having a hard time” -Des… um yeah, you’re right.
  • Des is concerned and now Sean is concerned and doesn’t know where they stand?
  • Robyn is approaching Tierra… here comes trouble!
  • The girls approaching Tierra is growing, where did they come from?
  • “If I want to go get engaged, I can easily go get engaged, their are plenty of *bleep* guys out there” -Tierra… Did she just admit this is a game to her?
  • Commercial

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  • Sean walks by when Tierra is yelling at Robyn.
  • “Girls are attacking me” Tierra, you are delusional.
  • Sean asks Leslie for the deetz on Tierra. Is this a trust thing? She is trustworthy. He liiiiiikes her.
  • The second Tierra goes home the drama will go away.
  • Commercial
  • Cool dead bear.
  • Ooh lets chat with Chris Harrison! They should have a segment where Chris Harrison acts as the house therapist, maybe a web series. ABC, if you read this please let me do this for you!

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(Serious chatz with Chris Harrison)

  • Sean isn’t so sure if his wife is in that room. WEEEELLL- not every night is all smiles and happiness, Sean. If there’s a bitch in the room, the room will be tense.
  • Commercial
  • ROSE CEREMONY
  • “Turbulent” week for Sean. Nice word, dude.
  • What is Selma wearing?
  • Robyn is pisssed and going home.
  • What is that smirk on Selma’s face? “Be scared?” Whaaaa?
  • Tonight is the night of girls going home with their face in their hands. (also pink nail polish)
  • Preview: Every tattle-tale is going to go home and Tierra is going to cry her way to every rose.

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  • Speaking of EYEBROWS, guess who agrees with me:

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  • Credits: Sean chopping wood, HAHAHA.

K See you tomorrow night for Tierra freezing to death (we can only hope) & Sean in assless chaps?!

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