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The Bachelor: Sean Tells All (the boring stories aka nothing, nothing new here folks!)

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HIII CHRIS HARRISON!

  • “Attacking my character is the quickest way to get me heated.” Yeah, we could see that by the look on your face, Sean.
  • WHAT? Des’s brother was nice at the beginning of the night? Did he get drunk or something and change his mind? Or upset Sean just for show?
  • Sean thinks it’s just because he’s a jackass.
  • Is this just a recap of last night?… BORING
  • Commercial
  • Let’s talk about one-armed Sarah!
  • “She just wants to be like everyone else” – Sean
  • Oh no! Roller derby memories. Sarah falling over and over again. Why did they put her on that date?!
  • Oh, they’re addressing that! … She didn’t want to be left out. Hmmm.
  • No passion behind their last kiss 😥
  • “She ripped out my heart when I heard that” -Sean, you’re too empathetic.
  • Commercial
  • Lets talk about Selma, the Iraqi, who couldn’t kiss on public tv.
  • “Selma did end up kissing you, but it was on the night you sent her home” -Chris Harrison
  • “After our 1 on 1 date I thought she was going to be the one” -says Sean, the ultimate confused bachelor.
  • Now lets talk about Lesley!
  • Sexy way to eat a brownie. “You know how Daddy likes his brownie. Give it to me.” Uhhh gross.
  • Commercial
  • Time to talk about Tierrable
  • “I walked into a hornets nest” HAHAHA
  • He felt duped! Well, duh.
  • Montana memories… the shitty week when Sean wanted to quit it all.
  • The Robyn Tierra mess went on for hours?! WOW
  • “Okay, I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom now” -Catherine HAHA
  • Commercial
  • Ashley P. The 50 shades of cray. Oh nooo, so drunk 😦
  • Catherine passing “nerd notes”
  • She fit in the wheel well of the truck/bus?!
  • Daniella pretending to be Chris Harrison! How funny!
  • We missed Wedding Dress Lindsay and Sean crowd surfing? Uhhh… snore.
  • Stop saying you have no idea who you’re going to send home.
  • FANTASY SUITE TALK! OOH LA LA!
  • WHAT WAS THAT GIGGLING ABOUT SEX… EXCUSE ME “A CHANCE TO BE PHYSICAL”
  • Preview for next week: STOOOOP CALLING SEAN “THIS MAN”, “These are my last three girls” , “Sean’s my soulmate”, the proposal stoop is a little witchy and weird with those plants!
  • OMG SEAN SHOWERING?! SERIOUSLY? HAHAHA
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One thought on “The Bachelor: Sean Tells All (the boring stories aka nothing, nothing new here folks!)

  1. Hi, just wanted to mention, I loved this post.
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